Fox Labs 5.3: Best Spray Next to VX Gas!

Holy shit! WTF! OMG!

Five minutes after the spray? I’ll go quietly, officer, no need for that. Ever.

Just a quick post here. We let a 7-11 Big Gulp have a 1/2 second hit of Fox 5.3 to see if all the hullabaloo about it melting styrofoam and burning leather is true, and the results are in: yes, it does, and with horrifying speed. I cannot wait to test and review this stuff (though I will NOT be receiving a blast to my face. I’m not THAT dumb.) next week, as this little experiment has proven to me that not only is Fox “Five Point Three” the most intense shizzle on the market by eating through a cup and making me gag, choke, cough and tear-up liberally when standing five feet away upwind.

Oh yes, we’ll have assessments of both Fox 5.3 and “Mean Green”, their water-based hellion that dyes a face bright neon green for 48 hours (non-removable). Yikes. And wow. And respect to Fox: you guys have successfully made the first personal defense spray I classify as a chemical weapon. You rock, ya bunch of sadists!

A tad taller than a Bic lighter.

Awww, what a cute lil’ guy!

I would hate to be the perp who gets a whack of this during his criminal career, yet I’m 100% fine with carrying it since they’re clearly not interested in my safety. Stay tuned!

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Posted on November 22, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Ryan, if you need a gas mask for testing this shit out, let me know. I can ask my family if you can borrow one of their many.

    Annnd, I would never, ever ,ever want to be in that cup’s position. My face is fucked up enough as is. 😀

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  2. In all the testing I have done Fox Labs 5.3 takes the cake for being the most powerful stuff on the market. I have been sprayed with numerous brands and Fox is it’s own animal. Fox Labs is reported to work on subjects who are not normally affected by OC. It is also the fastest acting spray on the market. I won’t use anything but Fox

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  3. Do you know, or can you please test, if ‘Mean Green’ can melt styrofoam too???

    I have read that 5.3 and Wildfire (though a low quality and website-less brand) are the only sprays that melt styrofoam. UDAP, Sabre Red and all the other popular sprays do Not melt foam. Just wanting to know if Mean Green’s carrier/solvent has the styrofoam melting ability as well (which is a good indicator that the spray effectively dissolves skin-oils for the crc to penetrate skin).

    Thanks

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  4. Do you know, or can you please test, if ‘Mean Green’ can melt styrofoam too???

    I have read that 5.3 and Wildfire (though a low quality and website-less brand) are the only sprays that melt styrofoam. UDAP, Sabre Red and all the other popular sprays do Not melt foam. Just wanting to know if Mean Green’s carrier/solvent has the styrofoam melting ability as well (which is a good indicator that the spray effectively dissolves skin-oils for the crc to penetrste skin).

    Thanks

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